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We have created fictional Paradise Investigator agents who are code named MANGO MAN (adult male),
BANANA BABE (adult female), TAN GIRL (active teen), and SAND SQUIRT (child). Our staff has had great
fun in developing this website around this genre as a way to emphasize our excellent knowledge and
information. We hope you enjoy yourself as you browse the many, many pages of our website. Their PI
notes are where you will find our personalized insider information written in the style of a detective
agency report ...
The sun was shining when they entered my web site
carrying sun block, sandals, and straw hats. I knew instinctively they sought their dream Caribbean
vacation but weren't sure which island or resort!
"Lucky you came to me—my agents are on the case, investigating perfect escapes to the
Caribbean...
Mango Man
Mild-mannered, 30-something, somewhat nerdy beach-comber to the public, Mango Man is the top (if
still somewhat nerdy) paradise investigator (p.i.) for Agent Caribbean. Specialist in entering resort
properties undetected to obtain insider information, he can assume any persona, anytime, anywhere—anything
to crack a case!
Danger is always just a step away, but he can handle it. He's Mango Man.
On occasion, if additional agents are necessary to solve a case, Mango Man calls:
Banana Babe
An expert agent, Banana Babe is by turns a business professional, a vixen, a starry-eyed bride, an
attentive mother, a fun-loving adventurist, a cultured woman—her disguises are as varied as they are
perfect for investigating Caribbean hotels and resorts and bringing home information that only she can
learn.
You may have seen Banana Babe without knowing it. She may be right next to you, even now...
Tan Girl
Our top agent in her field, Tan Girl specializes in outdoor reconnaissance. As comfortable on the
beach as she is in the ocean, on the golf course, or on the tennis court, she gets the scoop on all
open-air activities offered by resorts and hotels.
She also is our resident expert on top brands of sunscreen. She's Tan Girl.
Sand Squirt
Sand Squirt is a truly unique and valuable agent. Blessed with a youthful appearance and diminutive
stature, this agent infiltrates all Kids Clubs and children’s activities, gaining intelligence and
rating it on his custom-made Kid-o-Meter scale for thrills and excitement.
Whether it’s waterparks, safe swimming areas, camping or petting zoos, Sand Squirt knows his business.
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